All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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