We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Randomize
