I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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