And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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