I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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