Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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