Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
bring money and cleavage
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
