Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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