idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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