I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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