idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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