Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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