Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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