Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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