Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
