I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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