Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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