i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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