IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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