I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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