Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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