YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Life is so much better after having sex.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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