I swear she didn't look like that last week.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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