I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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