Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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