I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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