I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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