Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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