We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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