guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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