It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
