doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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