My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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