Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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