I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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