susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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