drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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