I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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