I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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