Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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