Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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