tell your sister to shave her snatch
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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