He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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