The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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