You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Can I color on your dick again?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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