got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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