did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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