So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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