She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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