so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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