Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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