Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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