is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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