Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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