Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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