What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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