Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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