Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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